Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

Well, brother, there's no money, but I always have my pussy — take it, don't be shy

Cums her, we're gonna have to go out 🙄 I can't blow off my friend's sister

Doctor, what kind of blackmail - okay, fuck me, but don't even ask for money

Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

My wife turned away, and I had already stuck my dick in her friend

That's awesome, he's blackmailing me for sex, or I wouldn't give it to him as a sister!

Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

If you put me on your dick, I'll take my clothes off, but I won't just do it, bro

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

I was just sunbathing naked, so I fucked myself

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

I told my brother I was a virgin and fucked him, and he fucked me

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Took her by the hair and put it on her dick — I almost choked on her sperm

I'm jerking off to my friend, and she says she wants to touch my dick, too

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

My sister showed me her ass, so I twisted it on my dick

A friend's wife sat on my dick, shock😱 I didn't have to blackmail her